I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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