I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
