So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Randomize
