wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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