Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
