Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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