do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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