i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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