dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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