And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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