i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize