You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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