I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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