I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
The ass gains better be worth it
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