he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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