I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
