She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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