I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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