make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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