they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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