So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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