At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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