Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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