these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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