Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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