i don't plan on having that self control this summer
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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