Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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