Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize
