i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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