she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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