The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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