C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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