My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
no, he came in my armpit
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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