I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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