Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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