The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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