my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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