your room smells of hookers.
And success
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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