We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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