it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I've blown a few things in my day
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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