The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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