Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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