chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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