You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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