well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
