Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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