went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Randomize
