I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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