I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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