Don't you send me to vm
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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