Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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