Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You can't special order awesome
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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