There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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