is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Randomize
