I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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