worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm bleeding and have questions
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
